Okay, yes, Stannis is everyone's least favorite option for king, minus Joffrey, the little shit. But Stannis is a standup guy, and possibly the best option for king--he's smart, he's strong-willed, and he knows what he's doing. He works hard to acheive his goals, instead of relying on pointless alliances and hollow friendships. Yes, he has a freaky-deaky religion, but it could be a lot worse. At least he's not making whores beat each other to death while ominously holding a crossbow.

Stannis also rocks the receding hairline.